Valid Reasons

You know all those things your parents tell you and you blindly believe them because they must know best. On a list of 50 ways to beat the Reaper #21 was Don't pee in the ocean. Why not you ask. Because Bodily fluids attract sharks. Who knew. I thought it was only blood and guts that got their attention. Or maybe flopping around like a little fishy. I wonder what else my parents told me was based in scientific fact. mmmmmmmmm